Contrary to what you may think, robots need to eat. Well, the sorts of robots I've designed who've been clearing our building and are currently acting as our first line of defence should WTTWII come calling do, anyway ( Read more... )

I am feeling spectacularly cuddly at the moment. Snuggling up to Rose on the sofa is the best way to spend time ( Read more... )

DON'T GO IN THE KITCHEN.

AND IF THE NEIGHBOURS IN THE FLAT BELOW RING THE DOORBELL, TELL THEM I DROPPED A WINE BOTTLE. SEVERAL TIMES. THEN THE PIZZA IN THE OVEN EXPLODED.

DON'T WORRY, THOUGH, I'LL HAVE EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL IN A JIFFY.